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Brazilian Slang! #2

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Did you ever get that feeling that you're getting too old for something? If your answer is yes, welcome aboard! I'm still 19, but things are changing really fast. I'm feeling like most of the slang that I know are out-of-date and falling into disuse, which is really sad. I've always seen those terms as something innovative, expontaneous and natural. However, that was when I used to understand what they meant. Nowadays, I can't seem to mix in with teens and youngsters anymore. Most of them use slang all the time! It's really embarassing when you're talking to someone in your own language and you're like: "_OMG, what does that mean?". It sucks - literally. Because of that, I've done a new search on the "oracle of humanity" (which is Google) and ended up with #8 "new" terms that are really popular! Do you want to check them out? Read on!

  • Muleke zika: first and foremost! The correct term is moleque. Moleque is a slang that usually describes a little boy (or it did at least - in my day) who is really naughty and is always acting up. If you call an adult moleque though, man... That is serious! You've got a problem. It is really offensive, and it means that this person is irresponsible, heedless, a scoundrel, disloyal, acts like a child and usually breaks their promises. Now, muleke zika is someone who's not afraid of anything and is always getting into trouble. Because of that, this kind of person is often the spotlight. Sometimes it can be a compliment (it is among brazilian funkers), meaning that the person (+/- 14-25 y.o.) is really cool/popular but, in general, it comes with a negative sense. Zika (or zica) is another slang that means problem/misfortune. That's why! Just one more thing: on the web, you'll also find shorts for these terms. I've already seen mlk zika and lek (for moleque) and mlk top as a synonym. I don't mean to confuse you even more, but you'll have to check the context to figure out which meaning is apropriate for the situation.

Ex1.: Caraca meu, o Marcos é um mlk muito zika! Ele é o rei das novinhas!
        OMG, dude, Marcos is really cool! He's such a stud!

Ex2.: Se eu fosse você eu parava de andar com aquele mlk. Ele é muito zika!
         If I were you, I'd stop haging out with that guy. He's trouble.

Ex3.: Vê (veja) se vira homem e para (pare) de agir como um moleque!
         Man up and stop acting like a boy!

  • Bonde: it's a group of people (usually friends). It's used a lot when it comes to brazilian funk bands. You'll find many of them that are called bonde dos/das something. When this word comes in its diminutive form (bondinho), it means cable car (like the one in Rio - bondinho do pão de açúcar). There's also an idiom known as pegar o bonde andando. It means that you broke into someone else's conversation without hearing the whole thing, and then you ended up making a statement that has nothing to do with that

Ex1.: Ah, cara! Vou chamar meu bonde pra (para) dar uma volta...
         Oh, dude! I'm gonna call my friends to hang out for a while...

Ex2.: Você chegou a andar nos bondinhos do Pão de Açúcar quando foi ao Brasil?
         Did you ride the cable cars at Sugarloaf Montain (in Rio) when you visited Brazil?

Ex3.: Meu Deus! Detesto gente intrometida! Eles pegam o bonde andando e já vão                  falando o que não sabem.
        OMG, I hate nosy people! They don't even hear the whole conversation and start               saying things that they don't know about!

  • No sapatinho (sometimes no sapato): when you act no sapatinho, it means that you are "careful in your speech and actions, in order to avoid causing offense and/or gain an advantage." You are very discreet and mind your own business. This way, you always end up winning people over. If you do something no sapatinho, you do it secretly. In other words, you try to keep it on the down low. If you hear someone saying dançar só no sapatinho, it means dancing without touching your partner.

Ex1.: O Daniel chegou no sapatinho e aos poucos foi ganhando a nossa confiança.
        Daniel walked into our lives and gradually gained our trust. 

Ex2.: Se você quiser se dar bem, fica (fique) no sapatinho.
        If you want to succeed, mind your own business.

Ex3.: Tô (estou) querendo dar um festa, mas preciso deixar isso no sapatinho.
        I want to throw a party, but I need to keep it on the down low.

  • x9: it's a slang for snitcher. x9 is also known as dedo-duro. I don't think I need to expain this one, do I?

Ex.: Toma (tome) cuidado com aquele cara! Ele é mó (muito/maior) x9!
      Be careful with that guy! He's such a snitcher!

  • 0800: that's a slang for free. If something is 0800, it means that you don't have to pay for it. 

Ex.: Cê (você) vai na (à) balada hoje à noite? Fiquei sabendo que vai ser 0800!
      Will you go to the disco tonight? I've been told that it's gonna be totally free!

  • Tamo junto: it means "you can count on me". On the web, you'll also find the short TMJ

Ex.: Precisando de mim, é só falar! Tamo (estamos) junto!
      Let me know if you need anything. You can count on me!

  • Ralar peito/vazar: it means "to go away", "to leave".

Ex.: Rala peito, mermão (meu irmão)! or Vaza daqui!
      Get lost, dude!

Ex2.: Nossa, essa aula tá (está) um saco! Quer saber? Vou vazar!
       OMG, this class is so boring! You wanna know what? I'm leaving!

  • Arrastão: It's an organized robbery done by a group of people (heavily armed). They usually cover their faces, wear black clothes and grab everything they can. A similar term in English? Mmmmmm... Well, the closest thing that I found is "steaming" (UK). However, the arrastão is not limited to buses and trains only. It can happen anywhere! I think "hit and run robbery" will do just fine.

Ex.: Ontem aconteceu um arrastão no banco!
      There was a bank robbery yesterday!

Well, that's it! Make sure to let me know if you have any questions. Have a nice week! :)

The Brazilian Lunch

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Almoço Brasileiro
I really need to have some food around while I'm writing posts like this. If there's one thing that I really appreciate in my country is the culinary. I'm always finding something different wherever I go. Seriously, you need to come here and visit three or four different states to understand what I'm talking about. It's almost as if we were on another planet - different people, different accent, different culture, different food and so on. The best part, of course, is the food. That's something we never forget. When we enjoy eating something, we always try to make it at home. The saddest part is that most times it never turns out like the one we ate at that place. There HAS to be something missing... Hahahahaha

On the last week I wrote a post about the brazilian breakfast (if you haven't read it yet, check out this link). Fortunately, it was a success. I had never spent so much time on Skype talking about food like I did in the past few days. The main questions were about pão de queijo (cheese rolls) though. It is indeed delicious. Many people said they wish they could've taken a whole bag of these with them when they're were going back home. They just love it (so do I)! Anyway!

Arroz e Feijão

Today we're are going to talk about the most important meal of the day (for a brazilian): o almoço. The Brazilian lunch usually happens between 11:00 AM and 01:00 PM. Like breakfast, lunch also has its main dishes. Arroz (rice) and feijão (beans) are considered a must by most brazilians. Wherever you go, they'll always be there. It's worth pointing out that most brazilians have their lunch at home on the business days. The weekend is totally free! Some people like to go to a restaurant and others like to stay at home and invite their friends over.

Arroz, feijão, salada e carne

Every meal has side-dishes that complement it, and lunch is not different. Along with rice and beans, we'll usually find carne (meat) - beef, ground beef, chicken, pork or fish - it's up to you - and salada/vegetais (salad/vegetables). This is practically a basic lunch. If you want me to go further, I could say that there's a huge variety that can come next. I'll try to stick to the ones that are more popular. They are:

Batata frita (french fries) -> 
2. Purê de batata (mashed potatoes) -> IMAGE SOURCE
3. Batata palha (shoestring potatoes) -> IMAGE SOURCE
4. Farofa (manioc flour toasted in butter and mixed with meat, eggs and some vegetables) -> IMAGE SOURCE
5. Macarrão (pasta) -> IMAGE SOURCE
6. Any sort of molho (sauce/gravy) -> IMAGE SOURCE
7. Stroganoff -> IMAGE SOURCE
8. Moqueca (fish stew) -> IMAGE SOURCE
9. Pirão (fish gravy) -> IMAGE SOURCE
10. Almôndegas (meatballs) -> IMAGE SOURCE
11. Nuggets -> IMAGE SOURCE
12. Torresmo (pork rinds) -> IMAGE SOURCE
13. Bacon -> IMAGE SOURCE
14. Salsicha (sausage) -> IMAGE SOURCE
15. Salpicão (chicken salad) -> IMAGE SOURCE
16. Milho (corn) -> IMAGE SOURCE
17. Creme de milho (creamed corn) -> IMAGE SOURCE
18. Angu (cornmeal mush) -> IMAGE SOURCE
19. Ovos de galinha (chicken eggs) -> IMAGE SOURCE
20. Ovos de codorna (quail eggs) -> IMAGE SOURCE
21. Omelete (omelette) -> IMAGE SOURCE
22. Banana frita (fried bananas) -> IMAGE SOURCE
23. Lasanha (lasagna) -> IMAGE SOURCE
24. Feijão tropeiro (cattleman's beans/trooper beans/tropeiro beans) -> IMAGE SOURCE
25. Tutu de feijão (refried beans) -> IMAGE SOURCE

Like I said in the last post, we don't eat it all together. It obviously depends on the occasion and on which food goes with which food. But hey! Don't limit yourself to this list only! This is nothing compared to the infinte possibilites! 

The weekends are often more special, because that's when we get together with our friends and/or family members and the variety of food is almost always bigger. Depending on our habits, that is, if we're vegetarian or not, we like to have churrasco (barbecue) for lunch. However, the Brazilian barbecue is a little bit different from the ones we see in the american movies. We start seasoning the meat (normally different cuts of beef, chicken, pork and sausage) the day before we plan to serve it. After that, they are skewered in metal spits and cooked over coals on a charcoal BBQ grill, in a brick BBQ grill that is usually built in our backyards or in a pit dug in the ground. The barbecue can be served with rice, pão de alho (grilled garlic bread), vinagrete (pico de gallo), farofa or feijão tropeiro

26. Churrasco -> IMAGE SOURCE
27. Pão de Alho -> IMAGE SOURCE
28. Vinagrete -> IMAGE SOURCE

What about the drinks?

Again, it depends on what you're eating. BUT, it's likely that you'll find:

**Caipirinha is a drink made with cachaça (a brazilian white rum made from sugar cane), fresh limes, sugar and ice.
**Caipiríssima is a drink made with rum, fresh limes, sugar and ice.
**Caipirosca is a drink made with vodka, fresh limes, sugar and ice.

Are you still reading this? OMG, you're probably drooling on your keyboard! Are you bored or hungry? I hope it's the latter. I'm sorry for making it so long, but I really needed to try to provide an almost complete information (I know I'm forgetting something, but whatever).

Feel free to add something, share your experience or ask a question in a comment below.

Have a nice week! :)

What Does "Gordice" Mean?

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Have you ever stopped to think about how the internet affects our lives? It's amazing the way it works! Back in the day, people used to spend their free time in the streets, talking to their friends and literally socializing. Nowadays, the internet took place. I personally don't know a single person who doesn't have at least a profile on any of these social networks out there. Along with this new "virtual street", a lot of terms were created. Some of them are just used on this place and some find their way through the real life. Almost all the languages in the world have been receiving more and more slang because of that, and Portuguese is not different.

If you're a Portuguese student who usually goes to websites in this language, you've probably come across a term known as gordice already. Do you know what it means? Well, let's point out the obvious: gordice comes from the word gordo. Gordo(a), in its turn, means "fat". With that being said, you can have at least an idea of what it has to do with. I've searched and skimmed through hundreds of pages online and I couldn't find an exact translation. After all, this is just a slang that someone made up and took Brazil by storm. We can, however, understand what it means and, who knows, come up with a similar slang in English.

When we say that someone is doing/eating gordices, it means that they're doing something that is usually done/eaten by fat people. Most of the time it is related to something goofy or junk food. Although it sounds a little mean, brazilians don't really take it that way. It's meant to be funny. To be honest, I myself have never seen someone using this word to offend another person. You don't actually need to be fat to do gordices - you just have to act like one. Let's see some examples to understand how it is used:

Ex1.: Amo/Adoro gordices!
         I love junk food*.

**or something that makes you fat, like candies, fries, ice cream, etc.

Ex2.: Gordo só faz gordice.
         Fat people do just "fattish*" (what do you think about this word?) things.

**like eating a lot, adopting a sedentary lifestyle, or doing goofy things, for instance.

Ex3.: Ontem fui num (em + um) restaurante que só tinha gordice.
         Yesterday I went to a restaurant that had just "fattish food*".

**food that makes you fat.

Ex4.: Para(e) de fazer gordice!
         Stop acting like a fat!

Is that enough? I think that will do... Anyway! If you have any questions, leave a comment below and I'll be more than glad to help you!

Have a nice weekend! :)

The Brazilian Breakfast

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Nowadays I've usually been making friends with a lot of foreigners. It's funny how the first conversation always starts the same way: we introduce ourselves, talk a bit about life and suddenly we get on a classic topic, and most times this topic is literally about culture. It actually feels good to know that someone is interested about your country and your traditions. Sometimes I get embarrassed for not knowing anything about certain places while the other person knows almost everything about mine, but that's life - we can't know everything. Although most of these friends that I made know a lot about Brazil, the ones who have never been here eventually come up with the same questions: "_How is the food there? What do you usually have for breakfast, lunch and dinner?"

First off: Brazil is a HUGE country. It's impossible to tell exactly what we usually have. Each macro-region (north, northeast, south, southeast and middle-west) has a different culture. I'd be totally lying if I said that everyone has the same habits. What I can do is to point out the basics and tell you what I and almost everyone that I know (in southeast, which is where I live in) usually have. With that being said, I can start. In this post, I'll just stick to the café da manhã (breakfast) itself. I could write only one telling in short what we often have at these meals, but that wouldn't be what you're looking for. Anyway, let's begin!


The brazilian breakfast usually happens between 06:00 and 9:00 AM. Some foods like manteiga (butter), pão de sal/pão francês (french bread), café (coffee) and leite (milk) are considered a must by most people. If you're staying in someone's house for a while, it's likely that you'll always find these four items for breakfast. Even if nobody eats them, they'll be there patiently waiting for someone - that's for sure!

Sometimes we do eat ovos (eggs), cereais (cereals), panquecas (pancakes) and torradas (pieces of toast) like the Americans, for instance, but carne (meat) is really unusual. I mean, we eat presunto (ham) and peru (turkey) in sandwiches (like misto quente - ham and cheese croissant), but things like bacon, sausage or anything similar to that are definitely out of question at this time. Ok, I don't want to sound like an extremist when exposing our traditions. Yeah, there are exceptions but, in general, we like to keep it light.

Along with the four items that I mentioned above, it's not that hard to find a bolo (cake), broa (cornbread), queijo (cheese), lots and lots of fruits, rosquinhas (donuts), bolachas, cream crackers, biscoitos de maisena (cornstarch cookies - maiZena is a brand), biscoitos de polvilho (tapioca powder cookie), biscoitos recheados (sandwich cookies) and/or other regular cookies.

To accompany this meal, we also like something to drink. As mentioned above, milk is a must. You'll find it 99% of times. Some people like to mix it with coffee, and then we have café com leite (coffee with milk). Others like to mix it with chocolate em pó (chocolate/cocoa powder). In this case, we have an achocolatado (chocolate milk). For those who like something different, we can find a simple cup of dark coffee, cappuccino, suco (juice), yogurt or a vitamina/batida de frutas (smoothie).

Brazilians normally have their breakfasts at home, but if we happen to go to a bakery, we'll probably have a larger variety - obviously. Bakeries are literally a paradise. There we can find the famous pão de queijo (cheese rolls) that everybody loves and a bunch of other "fattish" things. If you visit this country someday, for heaven's sake, do NOT pass up on this one! It's freaking delicious! I just found another brazilian blogger whose name is Elisa. She teaches how to make them on this post.

Geez, I never realized how rich our breakfast can be! Of course we don't eat it all everyday. It actually depends on where you are staying, on the occasion and on which food goes with which food. I'm sure you'll find at least 4 or 5 of these items on a table. It's too predictable! But hey, that is a general idea of what you can find. I may or may not be forgetting something, but that's expected - after all, I'm human. If you're brazilian or have been to Brazil and want to share your breakfast experience, feel free to chime in! :)

Do you have any questions? Leave a comment below!

Have a nice week!

Confusing Words in Portuguese

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Lately, I've been receiving quite a few messages from readers who want to know why I've been so absent. Well, well... As I said on the last posts, I AM still alive! To be honest, my laptop broke down and I don't think there's much I can do about it. For this, I need to use the iPad to write my articles. The problem is that I'm not used to blog by using this device. There aren't so many options available for that. Fortunately, I found an app called Blogsy that has been helping me out A LOTbut a PC is a way better! I've been even planning on writing something about it in a few days down the line, but as for now, let's just stick to this post. Anyway! Don't take it as an excuse. I'm not making that up... It's just that all of my things are (or were) on that laptop - my pictures, my templates, my drafts, my ideas and so on - and that really sucks. Err... Whatever!

So, I've seen that most foreigners face a mutual problem in Portuguese: confusing words. This is nothing new, since the same happens to everyone who's learning a second language - especially when this language is so different from theirs. I admit that I don't understand why there's such a fuss with some words (maybe because I'm a native), but yeah, some of them are indeed confusing. Yesterday, I visited a few Portuguese forums and picked some of these words (that were sent by Portuguese learners by the way) so I could try to clear that up for you - once and for all! Then I came up with the list that follows below. Take a look:

  • Caro or Carro?

Easy peasy!

- Caro means expensive and is pronounced like the Spanish "r".
- Carro means Car and is pronounced like when we say the English "h" in "hotel", "Hawaii" and "Hooligan".

  • Crente or Quente?

Crente means believer (or someone who believes in God). However, this term has popularly become a designation for Protestants (a group of people who follow Protestatism - a denomination of Christianity) - at least in Brazil.

Ex.: Você é crente (also evangélico or protestante) ou católico?
        Are you Protestant or Catholic?

- Quente means hot (like a hot day, a hot drink, etc).

  • Quente or Calor?

This is confusing! Although natives don't have any problems with these words, I think that it's a little bit hard to explain the difference between them. But let's try:

- As I said above, quente means hot.
- Calor literally means heat, but sometimes it's translated as hot too.

Calor is a consequence of a hot temperature. If something is quente, it releases calor. If the day is quente, you feel calor. Do you get it? No? Let's see some examples:

Ex1.: (o dia) Hoje tá (está) tão quente! Eu tô (estou) sentindo muito calor!
          Today is so hot/It's sweltering outside! I'm feeling really hot!

Ex2.: Cuidado na hora de beber o café. Tá (está) muito quente!
          Be careful when drinking the coffee. It's really hot!

Ex3.: Faz muito calor no verão! or O verão é muito quente!
          Summer is too hot!

Ex4.: Muitas reações químicas liberam energia na forma de calor.
          Many chemical reactions release energy in the form of heat.

  • Mais or Mas?

Mais means more or plus (in math).

- Mas means but.

  • Pelado or Peludo?

Pelado means naked.

- Peludo means hairy/furry.

  • or ?

I've already taught this one. Check out this post. :)

  • Pão or Pau?

These words have absolutely NOTHING to do with each other, and their pronounciations are completely different!

- Pão means bread. This word is pronounced with a nasal sound, like when we say a word with the prefix UN (unconscious, for instace). If you're in doubt, just pinch your nose and there you go! It's not as hard as it seems.

P.S.: It's worth pointing out that whenever you se a word with this stress (ã,õ), the sound is going to be like that (nasal).

- Pau means stick (of a tree).

  • Pegar or Pagar?

Pegar means "to pick", "to take".

- Pagar means "to pay".

  • Seu or Céu?

Seu means your(s).

- Céu means sky. This word is pronounced like "cell".

P.S.: Whenever you see a stress like that on a letter (á,é,í,ó,ú), the pronounciation must be made like when we have an open vowel. We pronounce "á" like in "alpha", "é" like in "bet", "í" like in "bee", "ó" like in "pot" and "ú" like in "boo".

I don't think these words are as tricky as people say they are but, again, I'm a little biased to say so. If you have any questions about these and/or other "confusing" words, feel free to leave a comment below.

Have a nice weekend! :)

What Does "Merreca" Mean?

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Do you like shopping? Whether it be online or physically, I think everybody likes to do some damage sometimes. The best thing is when we find products that cost a merreca.  If you're shopaholic like me, it's likely that you'll take advantage of the situation and will end up buying more than you actually need. Sometimes I feel bad for being like that, but it's just something that I can't control - I do get carried away in the moment. However, while some people enjoy blowing their money on merrecas, others have to work their butt off and, unfortunately, wind up earning a merreca. That's life... Anyway! Do you know what merreca means? Not yet? Ok!

-> Merreca, in general, means a little/small amount of money.

- If we're talking about products, it means that these products are really cheap and usually offered at "a lower price than its true value". In this case, we could also say barganha.

- If we're talking about salary, it means that the person who's earning it is being underpaid

Let's see some examples:

Ex1.: Cê (você) viu aqueles sapatos na loja? Estão custando uma merreca!
          Did you see those shoes in the store? They're so cheap!

Ex2.: Você só pagou $200.00 pelo laptop? Que barganha/merreca!
          You paid only $200.00 for the laptop? What a bargain!

Ex3.: Ahh, nem vem! Eu não vou trabalhar por essa merreca não!
          Don't get smart with me! I'm not going to work for peanuts!

Easy, isn't it? If you have any questions, get in touch on this page or leave a comment below. See ya! :)

Foap Review!

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A few months ago I came across a super nice app called Foap. I hadn't said anything about it before because first I wanted to learn how to use it and make sure that it was not a scam. Guess what? I'm actually pretty happy! But you don't care about it, do you? Ok, you don't need to answer. Let's get right to it!

First off, if you still don't know what Foap is, try to think of a cross of Instagram + business. That's what it is. There are differences, of course, but that's just a "general" idea. By using this application, you can basically sell the pics that you have on your smartphone for commercial/editorial usage.

How does it work?

Ok, the process itself is really simple, but I'll try to make it even easier by explaining things step by step. We usually have a bunch of photos on our phones - photos that are just taking up a good chunk of space. With Foap, you can change this. Instead of literally accumulating something that is going to be considered trash, why don't you sell them? If you have something sellable, Foap is an awesome salvation.

After downloading the app on the App Store or on Google Play and joining the community, you'll be able to upload your photo to their catalog so other people and affiliate companies (like Master Card, Puma, Heineken, etc) can buy it. In order to get these pictures there though, they'll have to make it through the community first. That means that when you upload an image, it will be reviewed by other members. If it gets at least 3 stars out of 5, you're in. As simple as that. You'll be able to rate other people's pictures too! As soon as you upload yours, you'll have to rate other five to have your upload reviewed as well. Ok... What now?

Well, now your picture is for sale. The price charged to the public is $10.00 USD ($5.00 for you and $5.00 for Foap), and the same picture can be sold over and over again (the one that I took of my dog has been sold twice, for instance). Remember that, if somebody buys one of your shots, this doesn't mean that they'll own it. They just have the right to use it however they want. So, be careful with what you send! If you want to try to make more than $5.00 USD, you'll notice that you can also join what they call missions. Those are basically a contest held by some companies. The rewards can vary from mission to mission. I've already seen rewards as big as $500.00 USD! Isn't it cool?

Regardless of the method in which the picture was sold, you'll need a PayPal account to cash out. In order to set up yours, click on the "More" tab and then on the specific field. One thing that is worth pointing out is that your money will NOT be transferred to your PayPal account right away - they'll send it to you only once in a month. I'm saying that because in my first time I thought they had set me up, which is not true, of course.

You might be wondering: "Wow, this guy joined this community MONTHS ago and still has earned only 10 bucks?! Why in the world would I waste my time on something like this?" Huuuum... I feel you. But hey! Have you ever realized that you've always been posting pictures on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest, Tumblr, etc, and got nothing more than mere likes? How does that sound to you? It doesn't matter if you're going to sell one or ten! You've got absolutely NOTHING to lose. It's quite the opposite!

So, if you end up thinking that you're wasting your time,  take it as an ordinary social network (after all, you can set up a profile, follow people, leave comments on their pictures, rate them and then some!). If this should happen, remember: even I got 10 bucks from photos that would probably "rot" in an album that no one would ever check (maybe that cheers you up). Look, I'm not trying to put you off - no way! I just want you to understand that you may or may not sell your shots. It all depends on your luck and on your skills as a photographer. You don't need to be an expert - you just need to be perceptive, understand what is good and what is not and find out what's trending at the moment (they love baby/puppet pics). If you don't have at least a good sense, it's likely that you will find it a little bit hard to sell them (if they make it through the community for any reason, of course). Just try to be creative and see what you get. :)


- Try to avoid filters, use strategic tags and NEVER upload somebody else's picture without their permission, unless you want to get in trouble in the future.

- Check out their blog. You'll find a lot of tips on how to stand out in a mission and much more!

- You can also visit their official website to learn how to take better pictures and how to sell more.

Foap is also on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.

I guess that's it for now. If you have any questions, leave a comment below or get in touch right here. See ya!

Happy Mother's Day!

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Mother's Day... One of the most peaceful days in the year! Back in time we used to head to my granny's house and get together for a family Sunday lunch. Good times! Although that's not possible anymore (my grandma passed away), we still have each other, and that's what makes this particular event so special. I know we don't need a holiday to tell our moms how much we love them (they'll always be exceptional), but it's nice to have an extra day in which we can remind them every single minute that they're the best moms in the whole wide world! I can't imagine how hard it was to bring up a child. All I can say is: thanks for all the patience, love and affection! I want to wish a feliz dia das mães to all the mamas out there! You are the real champions! :)

P.S.: I'm still alive... 

Happy Easter! :)

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"Coelhinho da páscoa, o que trazes pra (para) mim? Um ovo, dois ovos, três ovos assim! [...]"

Easter... Finally! Most of my eastern friends don't even know that this holiday exists. I could try to explain it in a fancy way, but seriously? This is not going to happen. Maybe you're asking why right now, but err... That's too controversial! To the best of my knowledge, Easter is supposed to be a religious holiday. Ok, now that I mentioned it, you have more questions... Great! What religion celebrates it ? Beats me! 

If you want a straight answer, I'd say Christianity (it's about the resurrection of Christ, for those who believe it). However, I've been reading a few articles that talk about its pagan roots (that makes sense... After all, what the bunny and the eggs have to do with all this?). Check out "What are the origins of Easter", "What Are the Real Origins of Easter?", this Wikipedia Article or just google it and you'll see. So... It's up to you what you're going to trust in. 

I personally rather to avoid religious meanings in holidays like that, because I'd probably get crazy if I were to take all of this into consideration in a place where everyone else (ok, 90% of people) celebrates it. Then, if you're like me, you'll just take the bunny and the chocolate eggs as a commercial thing used to attract kids. Even the atheists that I know have fun on this day. 

In short, all you need to know is that Eastern happens on the first Sunday after the first full moon on or after March 21st and that it's just an exchange of chocolates. Some parents try to make the whole thing more interesting by having their kids to play a game called "Egg Hunt". If you don't know what it is, open this link. Whatever the meaning is to you, I know one thing for sure! You would never turn down an Easter egg! You wouldn't be that insane... OMG, would you?! :O

I don't want to sound like a killjoy or anything. If that's what you think, don't take my word for it. Just forget what you read over here! Who am I to put you off?!


Damn, it doesn't even look like an Easter wish... Whatever! I wish you a happy Easter full of chocolates, fun and "fattish" things

I'm sorry for any inconvenience...

Have a nice week! :)

"The Muslims Are Coming" Review!

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Hey, everyone! If I remember correctly, It's been a week century since I wrote my last post, hasn't it? Err... I really needed some time to get myself together. It may sound like I just made that up, but no... I've been like that lately. I'm sort of getting used to it, which just scares me even more. I don't know why this is happening, but it seems that I've been busier than ever before! I mean, uh... There ARE some days when I literally goof off (who doesn't?), but it just feels weird. I'm supposed to have more free time now (loyal readers will understand) and this is NOT happening. Anyway! 

Yesterday was one of those days... Uh.. After watching a bunch of episodes of Heroes on NF (Netflix), I got to that point where we simply run out of things to do. Seriously, I was REALLY bored! I guess I spent like, uh, a whole hour swiping through those bars full of movies separated by genres on NF. Nothing was grabbing my attention, until I came across a documentary called "The Muslims Are Coming". After reading its description, I finally decided that that was what I was going to watch. And guess what?! I definitely do NOT regret this decision!

If you're looking for something funny, entertaining and educational, I highly suggest you to go for this one! I'm not a fan of documentaries myself, but that title aroused my curiosity... What did you think when you first read it? I'd say that, at the very least, most of you thought about something negative (as if they were taking over or something) - so did I. However, the description says that it's supposed to be funny. Negative + funny = racism (in this case). But if it was made by Muslim-American comedians, that was out of question. In the end, there was only one thing left: endless thoughts!

I have to admit that I was blown away at the very beginning. Why? Well, think of a Muslim woman. Are you done? Ha! Let me guess... You pictured someone with a lot of clothes on and the traditional "hijab" covering her head. Typical! It turns out that I learned that not all of them necessarily have to get dressed like that. It's actually up to them. I won't get into details (I know the Quran says that they have to cover their body or something like that), but unlike the conservative societies (like those in the Middle East, for example), the Muslim women in the Americas and in the other countries CAN actually opt out. Maybe this is not something new for you, but it IS for me! It just proves that I still have a few misconceptions...

Negin Farsad (the Muslim woman that I'm talking about) impressed me not only by her look, but also by her style/behavior. We're used to hear that everyone is unique, but it seems that we never take it too seriously. She surely fits this profile. Try to gather all of the good adjectives that you know and turn them into a person. That's her! I'm NOT saying that she's perfect or a goddess or anything. She's still a human. The thing is that I've never seen someone with such a pure heart... It doesn't matter if she's going through a rough time or if she's in a situation considered as success: she always stays humble. We can learn A LOT from her!

The documentary itself consists basically a group of stand up presentations performed by Dean Obeidallah (the funny guy), Negin Farsad and their team in several different cities in the US. The interesting thing is that they managed to attract people from all of the religions to their shows. The audience was literally mixed. There will also be moments when they put themselves out there and try to show the people how warm a Muslim can be. When they're on the streets, they offer hugs, run mini Q&A sessions and give out awards to those who play their games about religions. Why do they do that? Humm... There's no need to say that Muslims are on top of the list used to designate the most hated groups in the WORLD. To top it off, the thing got even worse after 09/11. So... That's exactly what they're trying to fix. 

Again, I don't want get into it and I hate taking sides on such delicate matters. I can't say that I understand the pain and the anger that the Americans feel, because it didn't happen in my country. However, although this is none of my business (I don't want to be snoopy), I don't agree with them when they condemn a whole religion for the acts that were committed by a few. If we were to be judged like that, no one would be off the hook.

After watching it, I searched for their names to see if they were directing more of these works. I came up with their website, their profiles on twitter and a Facebook page. I don't know about you, but I do like to support groups like that. There are many ways to do it... If you have already watched it (and also liked it, of course) but you're not the kind of person who likes to write a post, shoot a video or deal with promotions in any other way, why don't you donate money? There's no pre-determined value! And there's more: you can do it through PayPal by using your available balance or your credit card. I'm sure it will not affect your budget - after all, you'll be donating only what you can. This will probably be a shot in the arm for them! Sometimes we spend money with such trivial things... Why not invest it in something that is actually worthy? This link will redirect you to the donation page.

Since I'm not in the US, unfortunately I can't attend to one of their presentations. If you are and you'd like to check it out, here's the link with their agenda. This way you'll be able to see what events are coming up.

Remember that I told you that they're on twitter? Feel free to hit them up over there. I congratulated them in one of my tweets and it didn't take long to see a reply. They ARE super polite! :)

Wow! This post is so long! I'm sorry... I still have a lot to say, but this time I'll have to let you figure out the rest by yourselves. And shhhh! No excuses! The documentary is available on iTunes, Amazon, xBox and Netflix. It'll only take you and hour and 24 minutes. An hour and 24 minutes that you spend on Facebook; an hour and 24 minutes that you spend on Instagram; an hour and 24 minutes that you spend goofing off; an hour and 24 minutes that-. Ok, ok! That's it! If you want to watch the trailer, check out the video below:

Do you have any questions or additional comments? Let me know!

Have a nice weekend! 

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